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Friday, October 31, 2014


star lord gets a
sexual tension-ending
overnight snuggle.

posted by joe
10/31/2014

Thursday, October 30, 2014


birthday/halloween
as unproductive as
xmas/new years

posted by joe
10/30/2014

Wednesday, October 29, 2014


i have a don draper
meeting moment where i start
awful and become brilliant

posted by joe
10/29/2014

Tuesday, October 28, 2014


greenscreen
looks stupid now
looks cool later

posted by joe
10/28/2014

Monday, October 27, 2014


for your consideration:
best editor,
african golden globes

posted by joe
10/27/2014

Sunday, October 26, 2014


star lord also gets
a morning after
boner grind

posted by joe
10/26/2014

Saturday, October 25, 2014


star lord
always
gets laid

posted by joe
10/25/2014

Friday, October 24, 2014


feel like the
walking dead today
after walking all night

posted by joe
10/24/2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014


at universal: the psycho house
facehuggers jumping out at me 
and standoff with the alien queen

posted by joe
10/23/2014

Wednesday, October 22, 2014


how do i get paid for this,
listening to a story pitch
and helping it be better

posted by joe
10/22/2014

Tuesday, October 21, 2014


goddamn allergies
feel the same
as having a cold

posted by joe
10/21/2014

Monday, October 20, 2014


holy shit
i might get my insurance
totally paid for

posted by joe
10/20/2014

Sunday, October 19, 2014


birthday dinner with lee 
then south park 
then bonin'

posted by joe
10/19/2014

Saturday, October 18, 2014


the purge breakout 
is the next level of theatre. 
mindblower.

posted by joe
10/18/2014

Friday, October 17, 2014


my ideal bday
mst3k-ing a bad horror film
on the balcony with good friends

posted by joe
10/17/2014

Thursday, October 16, 2014


gym gym gym
star lord needs
to be buff

posted by joe
10/16/2014

Wednesday, October 15, 2014


facebook crowd is deceptive.
i only have 5
local, physical friends.

posted by joe
10/15/2014

Tuesday, October 14, 2014


maze runner book
dumber dan da
movie

posted by joe
10/14/2014

Monday, October 13, 2014


monday list
is a bit
scary sparse

posted by joe
10/13/2014

Sunday, October 12, 2014


hung over, costume painting
listening to the fucked-up-ed-ness
of burrough's 'naked lunch'

posted by joe
10/12/2014

Saturday, October 11, 2014


the porn star i used to
fuck semi-regularly
charms everyone

posted by joe
10/11/2014

Friday, October 10, 2014


anxiety
posting
selfies

posted by joe
10/10/2014

Thursday, October 09, 2014


the only problem
with janet hiring me a lot
is working with janet

posted by joe
10/09/2014

Wednesday, October 08, 2014


fincher tells his team "that's great.
now make it perfect.
and we'll go from there."

posted by joe
10/08/2014

Tuesday, October 07, 2014


workout, walk
gone girl
work, wank

posted by joe
10/07/2014

Monday, October 06, 2014


sunday: make the week's
to-do list.
monday: eh, just look at it.

posted by joe
10/06/2014

Sunday, October 05, 2014


it might have been 
a sometimes boring childhood 
but wow i'm glad my parents don't drink.

posted by joe
10/05/2014

Saturday, October 04, 2014


is he the 3rd guy
who won't go beyond the
3rd date?

posted by joe
10/04/2014

Friday, October 03, 2014


holy crap
what a present
from laura!

posted by joe
10/03/2014

Thursday, October 02, 2014


witty
text flirting:
very promising

posted by joe
10/02/2014

Wednesday, October 01, 2014


don't ever call me 
i fucking hate 
phone calls

posted by joe
10/01/2014