12.
his pics: daniel craig
his voice: jude law
in person: not quite.
posted by j
8/31/2008
11.
Masy tries unsuccessfully
to understand time asking, "how many [fingers] is that?"
when I say "it's 7:30"
posted by Laura Barnes
8/31/2008
10.
he's made the boundaries
very clear. so this kiss
is gonna have to suffice.
posted by j
8/30/2008
9.
Her email to me
is very boastful, long-winded,
condescending, and cunty
posted by Laura Barnes
8/30/2008
8.
even when there's
nothing to do
i'm doing 10 things
posted by j
8/29/2008
7.
Every day that
our condo remains unrented,
I get another gray hair
posted by Laura Barnes
8/29/2008
6.
will i regret the lack of urgency
filling this period
or will i miss it?
posted by j
8/28/2008
5.
super excited
that we get the pre-street of
the animated Bratz Musical
posted by Laura Barnes
8/28/2008
4.
being talked off the ledge
doesn't erase the reasons
for walking it
posted by j
8/27/2008
3.
We see little DNC action
til Obama's motorcade drives
past our windows to his hotel
posted by Laura Barnes
8/27/2008
2.
neal videochats make me
wish to go back to school
just to compete again
posted by j
8/26/2008
1.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/26/2008
736.
tonight: brain vs. body.
topic: should we work
until we see the sun rise?
posted by j
8/25/2008
735.
The only good thing
about this lame ass cocktail party
is that I can say I was part of the DNC.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/25/2008
734.
soaking in
movie after movie
for research
posted by j
8/24/2008
733.
we escape to Vail
to do nothing.
Tom's bored after 4 hours.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/24/2008
732.
discipline means
turning off gchat
facebook chat and ichat.
posted by j
8/23/2008
731.
Excited when I hear
we're playing a game!
Til I find it's Corn Hole.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/23/2008
730.
a half-hearted
attempt to
line up work
posted by j
8/22/2008
729.
All the stairs in
the parade of homes houses
= 34 flights. no wonder my feet hurt.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/22/2008
728.
it's time to start
acting like the guy
you want to be with
posted by j
8/21/2008
727.
more and more,
even the rare day off
is completely packed
posted by Laura Barnes
8/21/2008
726.
didn''t leave this room
all day. i need friends
who are here, not online.
posted by j
8/20/2008
725.
Just remembered
I like
Ben Folds
posted by Laura Barnes
8/20/2008
724.
her wailing during sex
conjures images of
dying bosnian children
posted by j
8/19/2008
723.
denny's
"kids eat free on tuesdays"
rocks
posted by Laura Barnes
8/19/2008
722.
his disappointment
in my work
breaks my heart
posted by j
8/18/2008
721.
I know instantly, Joe's
favorite part was typing,
"Jane Doglover."
posted by Laura Barnes
8/18/2008
720.
kubrick
had all his outtakes incinerated.
now that's confidence.
posted by j
8/17/2008
719.
embarrassing moment
with used condom on floor -
but perhaps they didn't see it
posted by Laura Barnes
8/17/2008
718.
this summer
all my crutches
have fallen away.
no choices left but to fly.
posted by j
8/16/2008
717.
Sort of bummed, Joe,
to hear you're reserved to
just a professional relationship
posted by Laura Barnes
8/16/2008
716.
i aspire to work
with him professionally.
i won't continue the affair.
posted by j
8/15/2008
715.
she's so unmovable.
but immaculate mary
makes her tear up.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/15/2008
714.
figuring out if/when i tell him
i know who he is,
and that i'm in awe
posted by j
8/14/2008
713.
I could
do this job.
I just need 6 more hours a day
and no children.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/14/2008
712.
wanted to attend this convention
since high school.
ILM blows my mind
posted by j
8/13/2008
711.
It can't be
impossible for me to write
3 lines a day
posted by Laura Barnes
8/13/2008
710.
catching the opening ceremonies
finally. holy fucking shit
it's incredible.
posted by j
8/12/2008
709.
more and more
I want to give
more
posted by Laura Barnes
8/12/2008
708.
sleep in
run errands
work late
posted by j
8/11/2008
707.
so tired
but can't stop watching
men's gymnastics
posted by Laura Barnes
8/11/2008
706.
the gay beach.
insufferable.
hot.
posted by j
8/10/2008
705.
I wish my child
would just stop
touching me!!!!
posted by Laura Barnes
8/10/2008
704.
a chat
with neal
is all i needed
posted by j
8/09/2008
703.
2 children =
6 pairs of back to school shoes =
$115
posted by Laura Barnes
8/09/2008
702.
i'm talking about editing
more than
i actually am
posted by j
8/08/2008
701.
ultrasound
shows nothing.
at least, i see nothing
posted by Laura Barnes
8/08/2008
700.
van drives up, bill loads
his office chair, squeals away.
abandon ship.
posted by j
8/07/2008
699.
I hate being
smarter than my
health care provider
posted by Laura Barnes
8/07/2008
698.
door closed
low lights, a drink.
ready to edit
posted by j
8/06/2008
697.
google
is a hypochondriac's
partner in crime
posted by Laura Barnes
8/06/2008
696.
boss held the secret
for so long
it pours out with tears
posted by j
8/05/2008
694.
dad's cool link, posted on my status
is passed from my friend to his friend,
who puts it on the variety magazine website.
posted by j
8/04/2008
692.
unveiling the first cut
to friends
is a delicate process
posted by j
8/03/2008
690.
paris birth retold via videochat
means seeing how much
both of us are crying
posted by j
8/02/2008
688.
today might be the first time
i've ever thought about
dog periods
posted by j
8/01/2008
687.
Joe's skepticism is founded:
My period arrives on time and
in sync with the dog's.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/01/2008