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12.

Sunday, August 31, 2008


his pics: daniel craig
his voice: jude law
in person: not quite.

posted by j
8/31/2008

11.

Masy tries unsuccessfully
to understand time asking, "how many [fingers] is that?"
when I say "it's 7:30"

posted by Laura Barnes
8/31/2008

10.

Saturday, August 30, 2008


he's made the boundaries
very clear. so this kiss
is gonna have to suffice.

posted by j
8/30/2008

9.

Her email to me
is very boastful, long-winded,
condescending, and cunty

posted by Laura Barnes
8/30/2008

8.

Friday, August 29, 2008


even when there's
nothing to do
i'm doing 10 things

posted by j
8/29/2008

7.

Every day that
our condo remains unrented,
I get another gray hair

posted by Laura Barnes
8/29/2008

6.

Thursday, August 28, 2008


will i regret the lack of urgency
filling this period
or will i miss it?

posted by j
8/28/2008

5.

super excited
that we get the pre-street of
the animated Bratz Musical

posted by Laura Barnes
8/28/2008

4.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


being talked off the ledge
doesn't erase the reasons
for walking it

posted by j
8/27/2008

3.

We see little DNC action
til Obama's motorcade drives
past our windows to his hotel

posted by Laura Barnes
8/27/2008

2.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


neal videochats make me
wish to go back to school
just to compete again

posted by j
8/26/2008

1.

No way,
No how,
No McCain.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/26/2008

736.

Monday, August 25, 2008


tonight: brain vs. body.
topic: should we work
until we see the sun rise?

posted by j
8/25/2008

735.

The only good thing
about this lame ass cocktail party
is that I can say I was part of the DNC.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/25/2008

734.

Sunday, August 24, 2008


soaking in
movie after movie
for research

posted by j
8/24/2008

733.

we escape to Vail
to do nothing.
Tom's bored after 4 hours.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/24/2008

732.

Saturday, August 23, 2008


discipline means
turning off gchat
facebook chat and ichat.

posted by j
8/23/2008

731.

Excited when I hear
we're playing a game!
Til I find it's Corn Hole.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/23/2008

730.

Friday, August 22, 2008


a half-hearted
attempt to
line up work

posted by j
8/22/2008

729.

All the stairs in
the parade of homes houses
= 34 flights. no wonder my feet hurt.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/22/2008

728.

Thursday, August 21, 2008


it's time to start
acting like the guy
you want to be with

posted by j
8/21/2008

727.

more and more,
even the rare day off
is completely packed

posted by Laura Barnes
8/21/2008

726.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008


didn''t leave this room
all day. i need friends
who are here, not online.

posted by j
8/20/2008

725.

Just remembered
I like
Ben Folds

posted by Laura Barnes
8/20/2008

724.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


her wailing during sex
conjures images of
dying bosnian children

posted by j
8/19/2008

723.

denny's
"kids eat free on tuesdays"
rocks

posted by Laura Barnes
8/19/2008

722.

Monday, August 18, 2008


his disappointment
in my work
breaks my heart

posted by j
8/18/2008

721.

I know instantly, Joe's
favorite part was typing,
"Jane Doglover."

posted by Laura Barnes
8/18/2008

720.

Sunday, August 17, 2008


kubrick
had all his outtakes incinerated.
now that's confidence.

posted by j
8/17/2008

719.

embarrassing moment
with used condom on floor -
but perhaps they didn't see it

posted by Laura Barnes
8/17/2008

718.

Saturday, August 16, 2008


this summer all my crutches
have fallen away.
no choices left but to fly.

posted by j
8/16/2008

717.

Sort of bummed, Joe,
to hear you're reserved to
just a professional relationship

posted by Laura Barnes
8/16/2008

716.

Friday, August 15, 2008


i aspire to work
with him professionally.
i won't continue the affair.

posted by j
8/15/2008

715.

she's so unmovable.
but immaculate mary
makes her tear up.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/15/2008

714.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


figuring out if/when i tell him
i know who he is,
and that i'm in awe

posted by j
8/14/2008

713.

I could do this job.
I just need 6 more hours a day
and no children.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/14/2008

712.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


wanted to attend this convention
since high school.
ILM blows my mind

posted by j
8/13/2008

711.

It can't be
impossible for me to write
3 lines a day

posted by Laura Barnes
8/13/2008

710.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008


catching the opening ceremonies
finally. holy fucking shit
it's incredible.

posted by j
8/12/2008

709.

more and more
I want to give
more

posted by Laura Barnes
8/12/2008

708.

Monday, August 11, 2008


sleep in
run errands
work late

posted by j
8/11/2008

707.

so tired
but can't stop watching
men's gymnastics

posted by Laura Barnes
8/11/2008

706.

Sunday, August 10, 2008


the gay beach.
insufferable.
hot.

posted by j
8/10/2008

705.

I wish my child
would just stop
touching me!!!!

posted by Laura Barnes
8/10/2008

704.

Saturday, August 09, 2008


a chat
with neal
is all i needed

posted by j
8/09/2008

703.

2 children =
6 pairs of back to school shoes =
$115

posted by Laura Barnes
8/09/2008

702.

Friday, August 08, 2008


i'm talking about editing
more than
i actually am

posted by j
8/08/2008

701.

ultrasound
shows nothing.
at least, i see nothing

posted by Laura Barnes
8/08/2008

700.

Thursday, August 07, 2008


van drives up, bill loads
his office chair, squeals away.
abandon ship.

posted by j
8/07/2008

699.

I hate being
smarter than my
health care provider

posted by Laura Barnes
8/07/2008

698.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008


door closed
low lights, a drink.
ready to edit

posted by j
8/06/2008

697.

google
is a hypochondriac's
partner in crime

posted by Laura Barnes
8/06/2008

696.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008


boss held the secret
for so long
it pours out with tears

posted by j
8/05/2008

694.

Monday, August 04, 2008


dad's cool link, posted on my status
is passed from my friend to his friend,
who puts it on the variety magazine website.

posted by j
8/04/2008

692.

Sunday, August 03, 2008


unveiling the first cut
to friends
is a delicate process

posted by j
8/03/2008

690.

Saturday, August 02, 2008


paris birth retold via videochat
means seeing how much
both of us are crying

posted by j
8/02/2008

688.

Friday, August 01, 2008


today might be the first time
i've ever thought about
dog periods

posted by j
8/01/2008

687.

Joe's skepticism is founded:
My period arrives on time and
in sync with the dog's.

posted by Laura Barnes
8/01/2008