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440.

Saturday, March 31, 2007


drive by the beach.
if there's a parking spot,
stay for an hour.

posted by j
3/31/2007

439.

The coveted
Passion reading and
the narrator no shows

posted by Laura Barnes
3/31/2007

438.

Friday, March 30, 2007


it's all just learning
the art of
on-camera stoicism

posted by j
3/30/2007

437.

She knows I told
but that's my job,
and it wasn't right

posted by Laura Barnes
3/30/2007

436.

Thursday, March 29, 2007


i think i
slept with a
famous person

posted by j
3/29/2007

435.

Joe, that's the ridiculous
part of the Secret I was
saying you have to weed out.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/29/2007

434.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


so if bad things happen
it's my fault?
fuck you, 'secret!'

posted by j
3/28/2007

433.

I don't ask much
from our pastoral assistant
because she's a bitch

posted by Laura Barnes
3/28/2007

432.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


"live TV"
is never live
in LA.

posted by j
3/27/2007

431.

He asked for this
rehearsal, now he acts
like it's a waste of time.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/27/2007

430.

Monday, March 26, 2007


by now, we can
dabble in old bad habits
without it consuming us

posted by j
3/26/2007

429.

I appreciate Julie's
email reminders though
they border on annoying

posted by Laura Barnes
3/26/2007

428.

Sunday, March 25, 2007


shifting an edit
by 2 frames
completely changes it

posted by j
3/25/2007

427.

This week is Spring Break.
Remember when
that meant something?

posted by Laura Barnes
3/25/2007

426.

Saturday, March 24, 2007


a week at the gym
i start to look
like myself again

posted by j
3/24/2007

425.

No matter what
time I have to be at church,
I'm always running late.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/24/2007

424.

Friday, March 23, 2007


getting the job (!)
means hiatus is over
season 2 starts 4/9

posted by j
3/23/2007

423.

He wants me
to yell at her
for his indiscretions.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/23/2007

422.

Thursday, March 22, 2007


today laura
skipped ahead
so i would know.

posted by j
3/22/2007

421.

3 days late,
it arrives.
(whew!)

posted by Laura Barnes
3/22/2007

420.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007


here's dad's weekly
spoiler-free email
about "lost"

posted by j
3/21/2007

419.

Rehearsal begins
in minutes.
I can't dwell on his prognosis.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/21/2007

418.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007


you know it's not right
when not with him,
you feel yourself again.

posted by j
3/20/2007

417.

i don't get penance services,
but they peak my curiousity.
what would i confess?

posted by Laura Barnes
3/20/2007

416.

Monday, March 19, 2007


if i don't get it,
i tell myself,
it's ok.

posted by j
3/19/2007

415.

Such power I have:
I'm casting director
of the Passion readings.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/19/2007

414.

Sunday, March 18, 2007


i'm the boom guy
listening
staying out of frame

posted by j
3/18/2007

413.

Two very different
choir performances.
Loved them both.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/18/2007

412.

Saturday, March 17, 2007


max calls.
time to save up
for paris nups.

posted by j
3/17/2007

411.

Tom and I
prematurely pick
out baby names

posted by Laura Barnes
3/17/2007

410.

Friday, March 16, 2007


vincent is all
like just horny
all the time

posted by j
3/16/2007

409.

Nothing spells loser like
w-o-r-k-i-n-g o-n a-n-o-t-h-e-r
f-r-i-d-a-y n-i-g-h-t

posted by Laura Barnes
3/16/2007

408.

Thursday, March 15, 2007


nerves.
i'm talking
like paula abdul

posted by j
3/15/2007

407.

Mom's life becomes
complicated as a mass is discovered
in Grandpa's belly.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/15/2007

406.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007


he changed
the way
i fold my shirts.

posted by j
3/14/2007

405.

Cowardly, I duck out
without confronting him
as I had promised I would.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/14/2007

404.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


keys on the table with a note.
when i close this door,
it'll be done.

posted by j
3/13/2007

403.

Seeing him again
is like seeing an old boyfriend.
I almost say, "It could still work out."

posted by Laura Barnes
3/13/2007

402.

Monday, March 12, 2007


and so ends
chapter one
of 'joe in la'

posted by j
3/12/2007

401.

Two people out,
one arrives extremely
late. Happy Monday!

posted by Laura Barnes
3/12/2007

400.

Sunday, March 11, 2007


he's upset
and resolved
which is scary

posted by j
3/11/2007

399.

I awake from my nap
with tender breasts.
Oh-oh.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/11/2007

398.

Saturday, March 10, 2007


i need to learn to tell
my story to his friends
without shame

posted by j
3/10/2007

397.

I'm such a girl:
I am heartbroken over
Veronica Mars.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/10/2007

396.

Friday, March 09, 2007


kid on my left prays quietly
for the next trailer
to be spider man

posted by j
3/09/2007

395.

Confused: reciting the
prayers makes me cringe,
but what if someone sees I'm not reading?

posted by Laura Barnes
3/09/2007

394.

Thursday, March 08, 2007


"time for an exit strategy,"
i said.
and then the phone rang.

posted by j
3/08/2007

393.

I finally can speak
to couples about their
wedding music with expertise.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/08/2007

392.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007


driving past a man in a suit
on la brea
practicing his audition

posted by j
3/07/2007

391.

The best part
about Nana:
she wears my children out.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/07/2007

390.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007


just want
to go home
and do the routine

posted by j
3/06/2007

389.

My Masy's
vocabulary triples
daily.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/06/2007

388.

Monday, March 05, 2007


edward does the work
while i get paid
to learn flash

posted by j
3/05/2007

387.

The Jew and I
bond over our viewpoints
of the Tomb of Jesus.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/05/2007

386.

Sunday, March 04, 2007


forced to see
"wild hogs,"
dad needs to vent

posted by j
3/04/2007

385.

I plan an evening
of productivity
that doesn't come to fruition.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/04/2007

384.

Saturday, March 03, 2007


hi
gym
remember me?

posted by j
3/03/2007

383.

Later on
I may say this was
the date of conception.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/03/2007

382.

Friday, March 02, 2007


these are the best days.
no bosses.
just me and my projects.

posted by j
3/02/2007

381.

My new computer
operates on Vista.
And I love it.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/02/2007

380.

Thursday, March 01, 2007


it's hardest when the client
has no design sense
but knows exactly what they want

posted by j
3/01/2007

379.

I scramble out of bed
late for the staff meeting.
Arrive to find it cancelled.

posted by Laura Barnes
3/01/2007