"take away the waitress' tip until
she stops crying," says maria.
my summary of dogville has stuck!
she stops crying," says maria.
my summary of dogville has stuck!
557.
I remember now that I
loved him more than he loved me.
Funny how I forgot.
loved him more than he loved me.
Funny how I forgot.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/31/2009
555.
I decide I just can't
be friends with my old employer
on Facebook.
be friends with my old employer
on Facebook.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/30/2009
551.
I star it on gmail cuz
I plan to write back. But sometimes
I let too much time lapse.
I plan to write back. But sometimes
I let too much time lapse.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/29/2009
553.
quiet house. i rest.
all the kids asleep except
one kicking inside
all the kids asleep except
one kicking inside
posted by Laura Barnes
5/29/2009
550.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
the seats all taken at the coffee shop,
i work at the bar, standing the whole day,
and get more done than ever.
i work at the bar, standing the whole day,
and get more done than ever.
posted by j
5/27/2009
547.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tom's mom's taking Autumn when baby comes.
She says we can look forward to the break.
Break? Duh, NEW BABY!!!
She says we can look forward to the break.
Break? Duh, NEW BABY!!!
posted by Laura Barnes
5/26/2009
546.
Monday, May 25, 2009
what does the
joe larue production of 'proof'
look like? it looks awesome.
joe larue production of 'proof'
look like? it looks awesome.
posted by j
5/25/2009
545.
there are no words to describe
this "what was lost is found" feeling:
Lynden joined Facebook
this "what was lost is found" feeling:
Lynden joined Facebook
posted by Laura Barnes
5/25/2009
544.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
advice to the boys who'll love neal:
learn to forgive,
and learn to be friends.
learn to forgive,
and learn to be friends.
posted by j
5/24/2009
543.
Tom's puny $1 store US flag on our porch
all rain soaked, broken, and pathetic
is kinda anti-patriotic
all rain soaked, broken, and pathetic
is kinda anti-patriotic
posted by Laura Barnes
5/24/2009
542.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
more grateful than ever that
the wheel of inspiration and opportunity
has come round again
the wheel of inspiration and opportunity
has come round again
posted by j
5/23/2009
540.
Friday, May 22, 2009
my designs are going up:
five signs, seventeen feet high
fifty feet wide, in the center of LA.
five signs, seventeen feet high
fifty feet wide, in the center of LA.
posted by j
5/22/2009
537.
the closer your own kids
get to teendom, the more
teen suicide stories disturb
get to teendom, the more
teen suicide stories disturb
posted by Laura Barnes
5/21/2009
536.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
realizing now that i have a
master's in business diplomacy
from rockefeller university.
master's in business diplomacy
from rockefeller university.
posted by j
5/20/2009
535.
Awesome choir rehearsal!
We're just getting into a good groove.
Too bad the season ends soon.
We're just getting into a good groove.
Too bad the season ends soon.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/20/2009
534.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
out of the blue
an email offering the job
of directing a favorite play
an email offering the job
of directing a favorite play
posted by j
5/19/2009
533.
Masy slept in her
bed all night last night!
It kinda makes me sad.
bed all night last night!
It kinda makes me sad.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/19/2009
532.
Monday, May 18, 2009
after so much idleness,
stress is a blessing, and must be
managed with a zen calm
stress is a blessing, and must be
managed with a zen calm
posted by j
5/18/2009
530.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
it's not as big as the last one
but lasted long enough to wonder
if i should get in the doorway
but lasted long enough to wonder
if i should get in the doorway
posted by j
5/17/2009
529.
can't get really excited
cuz effexor levels me, but then
why can i still get really mad?
cuz effexor levels me, but then
why can i still get really mad?
posted by Laura Barnes
5/17/2009
528.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
recovery day
from a night of mojitos
and 'man on wire.'
from a night of mojitos
and 'man on wire.'
posted by j
5/16/2009
526.
Friday, May 15, 2009
ah. justin's just been
waiting for me
to tell him what to do
waiting for me
to tell him what to do
posted by j
5/15/2009
525.
Tom's excited about
his new design contract,
but when's he going to have time to do it?
his new design contract,
but when's he going to have time to do it?
posted by Laura Barnes
5/15/2009
524.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
talking everyone
out of their 'lost'
finale disappointment
out of their 'lost'
finale disappointment
posted by j
5/14/2009
522.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
presenting to the big meeting,
kicking all kinds of ass,
i am don draper
kicking all kinds of ass,
i am don draper
posted by j
5/13/2009
520.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
no! bad theatre! nno!
bad, bad, bad theatre!
don't do it again, ok?
bad, bad, bad theatre!
don't do it again, ok?
posted by j
5/12/2009
519.
we switch to directv
i think because tom likes the idea
of recording shows from his phone
i think because tom likes the idea
of recording shows from his phone
posted by Laura Barnes
5/12/2009
514.
Saturday, May 09, 2009
the most surreal hotel bar
requires an hour
or recap afterwards
requires an hour
or recap afterwards
posted by j
5/09/2009
513.
Star Trek's good, it really is.
I'm just not as moved/excited
as I hoped to be.
I'm just not as moved/excited
as I hoped to be.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/09/2009
512.
Friday, May 08, 2009
it's funny, and brilliant
and still star trek and made me cry
and makes up for countless disappointments
and still star trek and made me cry
and makes up for countless disappointments
posted by j
5/08/2009
511.
Now that I don't really
work for her, I finally
can resist the urge to argue
work for her, I finally
can resist the urge to argue
posted by Laura Barnes
5/08/2009
509.
With a pay raise, I now work
at the church all day on Thursdays
which = paid free time
at the church all day on Thursdays
which = paid free time
posted by Laura Barnes
5/07/2009
508.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
my first audition in years.
and truthfully, i was terrible.
but i will go again.
and truthfully, i was terrible.
but i will go again.
posted by j
5/06/2009
507.
Tom has an honest
heart-to-heart with his sis
and the results are promising
heart-to-heart with his sis
and the results are promising
posted by Laura Barnes
5/06/2009
506.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
crying in the bathtub
while watching the silent film
'the crowd.'
while watching the silent film
'the crowd.'
posted by j
5/05/2009
505.
I search for chores
that allow BG watching
so I can claim productivity
that allow BG watching
so I can claim productivity
posted by Laura Barnes
5/05/2009
504.
Monday, May 04, 2009
do other neighborhoods
get coupons for plastic surgery
in their valpaks?
get coupons for plastic surgery
in their valpaks?
posted by j
5/04/2009
503.
I'm not procrastinating,
I just have other important stuff to do.
(like haikus and check email)
I just have other important stuff to do.
(like haikus and check email)
posted by Laura Barnes
5/04/2009
501.
I think it was probably ironic
that I complained to her of exhaustion,
but I was exhausted
that I complained to her of exhaustion,
but I was exhausted
posted by Laura Barnes
5/03/2009
500.
Saturday, May 02, 2009
impenetrable, monolithic,
judgemental, tortured.
i can't stand the gays.
judgemental, tortured.
i can't stand the gays.
posted by j
5/02/2009
498.
Friday, May 01, 2009
my problem is
if i don't get my dream reaction,
i've utterly failed.
if i don't get my dream reaction,
i've utterly failed.
posted by j
5/01/2009
497.
what idiot starts watching
BG series the weekend
before school starts?
BG series the weekend
before school starts?
posted by Laura Barnes
5/01/2009
