kids at the resort camp
equals a morning of sex,
snacks, and margaritas
Friday, May 30, 2014
every time I do a
theme park I promise
it's the last time
theme park I promise
it's the last time
posted by Laura Barnes
5/30/2014
how does my stress manifest?
i just drove away with the gas pump
still in my car.
i just drove away with the gas pump
still in my car.
posted by joe
5/30/2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
bloody mary's on planes
are nearly as essential
as bloody mary's at brunch
are nearly as essential
as bloody mary's at brunch
posted by Laura Barnes
5/29/2014
if all the software
worked the way it was supposed to
it would save some freakouts
worked the way it was supposed to
it would save some freakouts
posted by joe
5/29/2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
another masterful day
of not getting a single
fucking thing done
of not getting a single
fucking thing done
posted by joe
5/28/2014
oh, i didn't realize
this conversation was only
supposed to be her talking
posted by Laura Barnes
5/28/2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
vegas is the hot girl
that gets uglier and skankier
the closer you get
that gets uglier and skankier
the closer you get
posted by joe
5/27/2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
stuck bumper to bumper in az
for the entire audiobook
of prince caspian
posted by joe
5/26/2014
thank god i get new
reviews fast enough to move
the asshole to page 2 soon
reviews fast enough to move
the asshole to page 2 soon
posted by Laura Barnes
5/26/2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
this episode of star trek: tng
is so astonishingly bad it has us
reevaluating our fandom.
posted by joe
5/25/2014
Friday, May 23, 2014
the transformation of
my childhood home
echoes through the whole city
my childhood home
echoes through the whole city
posted by joe
5/23/2014
Thursday, May 22, 2014
drive all day with
a great audiobook
and arrive in a new city
posted by joe
5/22/2014
3rd call with financial planner
proves having money
is a pain in the ass
proves having money
is a pain in the ass
posted by Laura Barnes
5/22/2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
time begins to be
measured in wordcounts
and weeks on USA Today
measured in wordcounts
and weeks on USA Today
posted by Laura Barnes
5/21/2014
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
large pantsless black woman
fingerbanging herself at the bus stop.
i mean goddamn, hollywood.
fingerbanging herself at the bus stop.
i mean goddamn, hollywood.
posted by joe
5/20/2014
i break from the laptop
to watch masy's ballet rehearsal.
it's worth the missed words
to watch masy's ballet rehearsal.
it's worth the missed words
posted by Laura Barnes
5/20/2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
pissed at tooth pain?
or happy it waited until Saturday?
i have drugs, so happy it is.
or happy it waited until Saturday?
i have drugs, so happy it is.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/17/2014
Friday, May 16, 2014
rebecca friedman is
the antithesis of bob diforio.
i'm more than in love.
the antithesis of bob diforio.
i'm more than in love.
posted by Laura Barnes
5/16/2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
email from bob
says simply:
movie interest from sony
says simply:
movie interest from sony
posted by Laura Barnes
5/15/2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
my big time editor
is more nervous about meeting
Sylvia Day than I am
is more nervous about meeting
Sylvia Day than I am
posted by Laura Barnes
5/14/2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
chatting for an hour
with Veronica Rossi like
it's no big deal
with Veronica Rossi like
it's no big deal
posted by Laura Barnes
5/13/2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
he's hot, off the clock
and i fuck him on the balcony
under the moon.
and i fuck him on the balcony
under the moon.
posted by joe
5/12/2014
drunk guy dancing by our table,
something splashes on my leg -
oh, thank god, only his spilled drink
posted by Laura Barnes
5/12/2014
Sunday, May 11, 2014
snow in denver,
hot humidity in NOLA.
help, i'm melting
hot humidity in NOLA.
help, i'm melting
posted by Laura Barnes
5/11/2014
hollyweird. i pass a homeless guy
writing a script in a notebook.
then i pass another one.
writing a script in a notebook.
then i pass another one.
posted by joe
5/11/2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
i've seemed to
have forgotten
how to sleep in
have forgotten
how to sleep in
posted by Laura Barnes
5/10/2014
Friday, May 09, 2014
we stood in the parking lot
and made out
for five minutes
and made out
for five minutes
posted by joe
5/09/2014
Thursday, May 08, 2014
my first tinder date
is with an la times
reporter. highfive!
is with an la times
reporter. highfive!
posted by joe
5/08/2014
Wednesday, May 07, 2014
i'll be beating myself up
about the data transfer
fuckup for a while
about the data transfer
fuckup for a while
posted by joe
5/07/2014
she's got m.s., drunk father,
child with tourette's & asbergers -
more than 1st world problems
child with tourette's & asbergers -
more than 1st world problems
posted by Laura Barnes
5/07/2014
Tuesday, May 06, 2014
declined the discount
because I don't want to owe
the Druckers anything
because I don't want to owe
the Druckers anything
posted by Laura Barnes
5/06/2014
Monday, May 05, 2014
i made up the best
haiku while I was high
and then forgot it
posted by Laura Barnes
5/05/2014
doing what i love
on my time, and paying bills.
the best i've been since 2002.
posted by joe
5/05/2014
I feel like that night after the
scene in "On Writing" when
S.K. gets the call about Carrie
scene in "On Writing" when
S.K. gets the call about Carrie
posted by Laura Barnes
5/02/2014
Thursday, May 01, 2014
my concept of "good money" is skewed.
$25,000 offer from France
only seems meh
$25,000 offer from France
only seems meh
posted by Laura Barnes
5/01/2014
grinning on the bus like
i just fucked a celeb or something.
passed candy crush #165.
posted by joe
5/01/2014
