the day in three lines: April 2014

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

feet still swollen
4 days
after flying

posted by Laura Barnes
4/30/2014

most of my energy
going to resisting the
fuckit: beach urge

posted by joe
4/30/2014

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

he said, she said.

i have to accept I'll never know

what actually went down

posted by Laura Barnes
4/29/2014

text from
crazy hot fuck:
"i'm single again"

posted by joe
4/29/2014

Monday, April 28, 2014

out of the blue I think of
the kitten Lynden put
in the freezer in college

posted by Laura Barnes
4/28/2014

everyone left me alone

last week

to stampede me today

posted by joe
4/28/2014

Sunday, April 27, 2014

she's more with it
than I gave her credit for
from online convos

posted by Laura Barnes
4/27/2014

seeing sam is
always tinged with
"could we get back togeth" no.

posted by joe
4/27/2014

Saturday, April 26, 2014

I have fans.

yet still i'm consumed with

how many fans she has

posted by Laura Barnes
4/26/2014

i don't water plants
but dare them to
keep living on what they get

posted by joe
4/26/2014

Friday, April 25, 2014

big black man, a broken broom
and a giant cockroach
#hotel #goodtimes

posted by Laura Barnes
4/25/2014

tacos

posted by joe
4/25/2014

Thursday, April 24, 2014

3 conference panel invites
within 3 days,
can't do any of them

posted by Laura Barnes
4/24/2014

happy price of sunshine:
get 2 office at 2
work til midnight

posted by joe
4/24/2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Olive Garden for
early anniversary celebration
ends in an evening in the bathroom

posted by Laura Barnes
4/23/2014

can i make a whole day
of bullshitting around online?
i think so!

posted by joe
4/23/2014

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

His team is the best.
And not just because
he's Adam Levine.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/22/2014

hear chad pull out of the driveway.
quick! gtfo before
fuck he's back

posted by joe
4/22/2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

everyone here's cool
except
loud breather

posted by joe
4/21/2014

Got a dog door!
and the stupid dogs
still want to be let out

posted by Laura Barnes
4/21/2014

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Tom worries that I'm sad
as I listen to the music at Easter mass.

Not even a little bit.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/20/2014

don't know about jesus
but what brings me back from the dead
is a tv marathon day

posted by joe
4/20/2014

Saturday, April 19, 2014

first year ever that I
get to go to the egg hunt
instead of rehearsal

posted by Laura Barnes
4/19/2014

it takes balls to invite 400 men
to a gay sex party in your house.
800 balls.

posted by joe
4/19/2014

Friday, April 18, 2014

I make my own schedule
so how is it that I'm always
working Friday nights?

posted by Laura Barnes
4/18/2014

getting done by friday
means editing
til midnight

posted by joe
4/18/2014

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Speaker at Masy's
writer conference is inspiring.
Makes me want to write.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/17/2014

turns out
i'm healthier than
i've ever been

posted by joe
4/17/2014

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

My final chance to
hit #1. Lose to fucking
Stuart Woods.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/16/2014

he's drunk again.
goddammit i have
to get out of here.

posted by joe
4/16/2014

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Today's parent fail:
Masy has to miss ballet
because her leotard's lost.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/15/2014

'jodorowsky's dune'

makes me want to

make something, now.

posted by joe
4/15/2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Have to keep pausing
Game of Thrones so
Tom can check the moon

posted by Laura Barnes
4/14/2014

blood moon awakens
the neighborhood
sluts

posted by joe
4/14/2014

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Plane delay, luggage lost,
snowy roads.
Not a great homecoming.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/13/2014

disorienting discovery:
friend's very active facebook page
is in memory of his 2011 death

posted by joe
4/13/2014

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Spa day equals

quiet time to

plan the book

posted by Laura Barnes
4/12/2014

new philosophy:
if you wanna party on the weekend,
finish your shit on friday.

posted by joe
4/12/2014

Friday, April 11, 2014

Stoked to find out

that Take Two is officially

going to be in print

posted by Laura Barnes
4/11/2014

it's so fun to regale
straight men with tales
of innumerable gay conquests

posted by joe
4/11/2014

Thursday, April 10, 2014

FB parties
are
draining

posted by Laura Barnes
4/10/2014

swayze's 'she's like the wind'
added to karaoke
showstopper list

posted by joe
4/10/2014

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

It's pathetic how I'm
disappointed about being #3
on the New York Times

posted by Laura Barnes
4/09/2014

director is very happy. so:
naptime, balcony movie
and bathtime movie.

posted by joe
4/09/2014

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Being pissed at Tom
means I go to sleep
horny

posted by Laura Barnes
4/08/2014

now that i pay for it
my anger at software bugs
is very different

posted by joe
4/08/2014

Monday, April 07, 2014

I never thought I'd be

the person who hadn't seen the Hobbit

by the time the DVD came out

posted by Laura Barnes
4/07/2014

editing.
apartment hunting.
sex.

posted by joe
4/07/2014

Sunday, April 06, 2014

Elizabeth Smart's book
is vague and closed door torture.
I want my money back.

posted by Laura Barnes
4/06/2014

his dark energy

infects everything

time to GTFO

posted by joe
4/06/2014

we come back

during big transitions

into good things