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Tuesday, September 30, 2014


two day fedex
to nigeria: $289
it's DONE.

posted by joe
9/30/2014

Monday, September 29, 2014


probably the best thing
about west hollywood
is the arms and the ass

posted by joe
9/29/2014

Sunday, September 28, 2014


when they say 'i'm not usually 
attracted to asian guys.' 
i say 'yeah me too.'

posted by joe
9/28/2014

Saturday, September 27, 2014


the haunted house 
is next door to the 
six feet under house

posted by joe
9/27/2014

Friday, September 26, 2014


a trip to laguna beach
to sit in meetings
for 4 hours

posted by joe
9/26/2014

Thursday, September 25, 2014


what i get done
is what i can do
while marathoning shows

posted by joe
9/25/2014

Wednesday, September 24, 2014


here comes the
'does he like me???'
bullshit!

posted by joe
9/24/2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014


date ends in
epic naked
roll around

posted by joe
9/23/2014

Monday, September 22, 2014


meh, another
make-a-list
monday

posted by joe
9/22/2014

Sunday, September 21, 2014


totally confusing audiobook
so i marathon 15eps of
bleak house miniseries

posted by joe
9/21/2014

Saturday, September 20, 2014


4 gays
& rosemary's baby
in the cemetary

posted by joe
9/20/2014

Friday, September 19, 2014


 if i wasn't shooting
this "original rock opera,"
i'd shoot myself

posted by joe
9/19/2014

Thursday, September 18, 2014


lee says "how about
we sit in your car and
make out for a while?"

posted by joe
9/18/2014

Wednesday, September 17, 2014


ugh my savings
ticking away
like a fast clock

posted by joe
9/17/2014

Tuesday, September 16, 2014


yet another incident. 
i should move now 
while i can afford it.

posted by joe
9/16/2014

Monday, September 15, 2014


getting justin2 kicked out
feels almost as good as
walking away from justin1

posted by joe
9/15/2014

Sunday, September 14, 2014


heat wave: coffee shop, web work,
groceries, prep for the week, popsicle,
fuck a porn star, laundry.

posted by joe
9/14/2014

Saturday, September 13, 2014


deciding on a
superhero costume
is motivating at the gym

posted by joe
9/13/2014

Friday, September 12, 2014


how bad is it? chad stumbles
into my room at 1:30am
thinking it's the bathroom

posted by joe
9/12/2014

Thursday, September 11, 2014


i'll never forget 
my 9/11 phone call 
to neal

posted by joe
9/11/2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014


lose the day 
and $200
to car repairs 

posted by joe
9/10/2014

Tuesday, September 09, 2014


1am: car won't start
2am: roadside assistance
3am: finally in bed

posted by joe
9/09/2014

Monday, September 08, 2014


morning rain! race to 
bring the whiteboard in before 
platypussy plot washes away 

posted by joe
9/08/2014

Sunday, September 07, 2014


chad enters and
the party energy
is instantly destroyed

posted by joe
9/07/2014

Saturday, September 06, 2014


house to myself all week
got no work done
but cleaned the shit out of it

posted by joe
9/06/2014

Friday, September 05, 2014


wandering the 
aisles of michael's 
listening to fictional fucking

posted by joe
9/05/2014

Thursday, September 04, 2014


chad extends his trip
and i feel
a wave of joy

posted by joe
9/04/2014

Wednesday, September 03, 2014


4dx theatre made me cry
like seeing les miz
the first time

posted by joe
9/03/2014

Tuesday, September 02, 2014


hammer museum:
shit art sold with
fancy paragraphs

posted by joe
9/02/2014

Monday, September 01, 2014


"let us smoke"
in the background on Leftovers,
and so i shall

posted by Laura Barnes
9/01/2014

art supply
shopping
spree

posted by joe
9/01/2014