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684.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007


last stop on rob's
l.a. driving tour:
six feet under house

posted by j
7/31/2007

683.

Training this many,
I feel like a hostess
at a large party

posted by Laura Barnes
7/31/2007

682.

Monday, July 30, 2007


at the table of artists
she's the star.
i grill her about tarantino.

posted by j
7/30/2007

681.

this week
has so much
potential

posted by Laura Barnes
7/30/2007

680.

Sunday, July 29, 2007


everyone
at some point must drive
highway 1

posted by j
7/29/2007

679.

same
old
sunday

posted by Laura Barnes
7/29/2007

678.

Saturday, July 28, 2007


with each wedding
grows the certainty
that i'll have one too

posted by j
7/28/2007

677.

Mom forwards me a
God/army propaganda email.
Who is this woman?

posted by Laura Barnes
7/28/2007

676.

Friday, July 27, 2007


carefree bride laughs,
"we're theatre people.
compared to a show, this is nothing."

posted by j
7/27/2007

675.

We
finally fire
her

posted by Laura Barnes
7/27/2007

674.

Thursday, July 26, 2007


mountains give way to desert
untouched land surrounds me
god i love driving

posted by j
7/26/2007

673.

Creepy/erotic dream
about Drucker's youngest
stays with me all day

posted by Laura Barnes
7/26/2007

672.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


you don't notice
how loud the world is
until you shoot outside

posted by j
7/25/2007

671.

hired and fired
the same person
within 24 hours

posted by Laura Barnes
7/25/2007

670.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


decompressing at supermarket.
i wander, explore every aisle.
"milk flavoring straws"?

posted by j
7/24/2007

669.

exhausted
and refreshed after
new life decision

posted by Laura Barnes
7/24/2007

668.

Monday, July 23, 2007


boss returns and
gets paid a lot more
to do what i did

posted by j
7/23/2007

667.

finally
decide
to change our lives

posted by Laura Barnes
7/23/2007

666.

Sunday, July 22, 2007


thinking
"i'd rather be reading harry potter"
during worst bj ever

posted by j
7/22/2007

665.

Thank you
Ms. Rowling
for the wonderful ride

posted by Laura Barnes
7/22/2007

664.

Saturday, July 21, 2007


haircut, new clothes
make it easier
to be social

posted by j
7/21/2007

663.

Can I call
into work:
"Reading Potter?"

posted by Laura Barnes
7/21/2007

662.

Friday, July 20, 2007


gained and lost
20 lbs.
i'm oprah.

posted by j
7/20/2007

661.

our new
tenant-to-be
may be just a scam

posted by Laura Barnes
7/20/2007

660.

Thursday, July 19, 2007


kevin smith
truly understands:
everything is about fucking

posted by j
7/19/2007

659.

church staff party:
should we play Trivia Pursuit
or Bible Charades?

posted by Laura Barnes
7/19/2007

658.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


"the art of stress-
free productivity"
on my bedside table.

posted by j
7/18/2007

657.

kid's library
treasure hunt may
cause me to drink

posted by Laura Barnes
7/18/2007

656.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


delegating is easy
once i remember
i'm allowed to do it

posted by j
7/17/2007

655.

Life Lesson:
don't show your condo till after
previous tenant walk through

posted by Laura Barnes
7/17/2007

654.

Monday, July 16, 2007


at the end of it all
we will have
our haiku life.

posted by j
7/16/2007

653.

if occasionally you
don't like your job,
is it the wrong job?

posted by Laura Barnes
7/16/2007

652.

Sunday, July 15, 2007


i love the editing class,
but the others in it
are classic LA industry assholes

posted by j
7/15/2007

651.

singing Godspell
at mass, I'm reminded
there's more out there for me.

posted by Laura Barnes
7/15/2007

650.

Saturday, July 14, 2007


secret/realization:
i could probably work hard enough
to make anything happen

posted by j
7/14/2007

649.

Joe,
tell me your
secret

posted by Laura Barnes
7/14/2007

648.

Friday, July 13, 2007


figured out
another little secret
to happiness

posted by j
7/13/2007

647.

does she laugh
at the jokes cuz we do,
or cuz she gets them?

posted by Laura Barnes
7/13/2007

646.

Thursday, July 12, 2007


making "v's" with my fingers
tells the dp
where to shoot

posted by j
7/12/2007

645.

i tell dr drucker that my bracelet's
"wwjd" means "what would jews do"
rather than "what would jesus do"

posted by Laura Barnes
7/12/2007

644.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007


getting home
means
going comatose

posted by j
7/11/2007

643.

can't believe
i purchased a song called
"teardrops on my guitar"

posted by Laura Barnes
7/11/2007

642.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007


overcoming crisis
feels fucking great.
but hate the ache of facing it.

posted by j
7/10/2007

641.

i threaten to walk out
and
mean it

posted by Laura Barnes
7/10/2007

640.

Monday, July 09, 2007


need to manage this stress
cuz it's manifesting
as diarrhea.

posted by j
7/09/2007

639.

My local celebrity
status prevents me from
yelling at the kids at the store

posted by Laura Barnes
7/09/2007

638.

Sunday, July 08, 2007


oh, it's a rare thing
the all-night inspiration
work-a-thon

posted by j
7/08/2007

637.

so precious:
her tiny voice
answering the tv

posted by Laura Barnes
7/08/2007

636.

Saturday, July 07, 2007


fingers hurt
from practicing
like the old days

posted by j
7/07/2007

635.

twice, church
calls me for help.
I've become indispensable.

posted by Laura Barnes
7/07/2007

634.

Friday, July 06, 2007


feeling social.
but not enough
to go out.

posted by j
7/06/2007

633.

the goodbye building
party is not sad
like i thought it would be

posted by Laura Barnes
7/06/2007

632.

Thursday, July 05, 2007


opening a jar of oxy pads
unleashes scent of
tormented adolescence

posted by j
7/05/2007

631.

Finally:
MOVING
DAY

posted by Laura Barnes
7/05/2007

630.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007


best review ever: transformers
changes money into shit
and back again

posted by j
7/04/2007

629.

i seek fireworks
out for her, and am
so pissed when she doesn't watch

posted by Laura Barnes
7/04/2007

628.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007


l: i don't think he does
but i'd gladly
send him the link.

posted by j
7/03/2007

627.

Joe -
Does "he"
read these?

posted by Laura Barnes
7/03/2007

626.

Monday, July 02, 2007


he still titillates
and infuriates
but no drama. goodbye.

posted by j
7/02/2007

625.

ryan describes
the lump in her throat as
"just one big goose bump"

posted by Laura Barnes
7/02/2007

624.

Sunday, July 01, 2007


he gives me pity sex
and i remember
why we split

posted by j
7/01/2007

623.

I love when Chris
sends pics of the kids so
i can know mine are cuter

posted by Laura Barnes
7/01/2007