684.
last stop on rob's
l.a. driving tour:
six feet under house
posted by j
7/31/2007
683.
Training this many,
I feel like a hostess
at a large party
posted by Laura Barnes
7/31/2007
682.
at the table of artists
she's the star.
i grill her about tarantino.
posted by j
7/30/2007
681.
this week
has so much
potential
posted by Laura Barnes
7/30/2007
680.
everyone
at some point must drive
highway 1
posted by j
7/29/2007
679.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/29/2007
678.
with each wedding
grows the certainty
that i'll have one too
posted by j
7/28/2007
677.
Mom forwards me a
God/army propaganda email.
Who is this woman?
posted by Laura Barnes
7/28/2007
676.
carefree bride laughs,
"we're theatre people.
compared to a show, this is nothing."
posted by j
7/27/2007
675.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/27/2007
674.
mountains give way to desert
untouched land surrounds me
god i love driving
posted by j
7/26/2007
673.
Creepy/erotic dream
about Drucker's youngest
stays with me all day
posted by Laura Barnes
7/26/2007
672.
you don't notice
how loud the world is
until you shoot outside
posted by j
7/25/2007
671.
hired and fired
the same person
within 24 hours
posted by Laura Barnes
7/25/2007
670.
decompressing at supermarket.
i wander, explore every aisle.
"milk flavoring straws"?
posted by j
7/24/2007
669.
exhausted
and refreshed after
new life decision
posted by Laura Barnes
7/24/2007
668.
boss returns and
gets paid a lot more
to do what i did
posted by j
7/23/2007
667.
finally
decide
to change our lives
posted by Laura Barnes
7/23/2007
666.
thinking
"i'd rather be reading harry potter"
during worst bj ever
posted by j
7/22/2007
665.
Thank you
Ms. Rowling
for the wonderful ride
posted by Laura Barnes
7/22/2007
664.
haircut, new clothes
make it easier
to be social
posted by j
7/21/2007
663.
Can I call
into work:
"Reading Potter?"
posted by Laura Barnes
7/21/2007
662.
gained and lost
20 lbs.
i'm oprah.
posted by j
7/20/2007
661.
our new
tenant-to-be
may be just a scam
posted by Laura Barnes
7/20/2007
660.
kevin smith
truly understands:
everything is about fucking
posted by j
7/19/2007
659.
church staff party:
should we play Trivia Pursuit
or Bible Charades?
posted by Laura Barnes
7/19/2007
658.
"the art of stress-
free productivity"
on my bedside table.
posted by j
7/18/2007
657.
kid's library
treasure hunt may
cause me to drink
posted by Laura Barnes
7/18/2007
656.
delegating is easy
once i remember
i'm allowed to do it
posted by j
7/17/2007
655.
Life Lesson:
don't show your condo till after
previous tenant walk through
posted by Laura Barnes
7/17/2007
654.
at the end of it all
we will have
our haiku life.
posted by j
7/16/2007
653.
if occasionally you
don't like your job,
is it the wrong job?
posted by Laura Barnes
7/16/2007
652.
i love the editing class,
but the others in it
are classic LA industry assholes
posted by j
7/15/2007
651.
singing Godspell
at mass, I'm reminded
there's more out there for me.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/15/2007
650.
secret/realization:
i could probably work hard enough
to make anything happen
posted by j
7/14/2007
649.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/14/2007
648.
figured out
another little secret
to happiness
posted by j
7/13/2007
647.
does she laugh
at the jokes cuz we do,
or cuz she gets them?
posted by Laura Barnes
7/13/2007
646.
making "v's" with my fingers
tells the dp
where to shoot
posted by j
7/12/2007
645.
i tell dr drucker that my bracelet's
"wwjd" means "what would jews do"
rather than "what would jesus do"
posted by Laura Barnes
7/12/2007
644.
getting home
means
going comatose
posted by j
7/11/2007
643.
can't believe
i purchased a song called
"teardrops on my guitar"
posted by Laura Barnes
7/11/2007
642.
overcoming crisis
feels fucking great.
but hate the ache of facing it.
posted by j
7/10/2007
641.
i threaten to walk out
and
mean it
posted by Laura Barnes
7/10/2007
640.
need to manage this stress
cuz it's manifesting
as diarrhea.
posted by j
7/09/2007
639.
My local celebrity
status prevents me from
yelling at the kids at the store
posted by Laura Barnes
7/09/2007
638.
oh, it's a rare thing
the all-night inspiration
work-a-thon
posted by j
7/08/2007
637.
so precious:
her tiny voice
answering the tv
posted by Laura Barnes
7/08/2007
636.
fingers hurt
from practicing
like the old days
posted by j
7/07/2007
635.
twice, church
calls me for help.
I've become indispensable.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/07/2007
634.
feeling social.
but not enough
to go out.
posted by j
7/06/2007
633.
the goodbye building
party is not sad
like i thought it would be
posted by Laura Barnes
7/06/2007
632.
opening a jar of oxy pads
unleashes scent of
tormented adolescence
posted by j
7/05/2007
631.
posted by Laura Barnes
7/05/2007
630.
best review ever: transformers
changes money into shit
and back again
posted by j
7/04/2007
629.
i seek fireworks
out for her, and am
so pissed when she doesn't watch
posted by Laura Barnes
7/04/2007
628.
l: i don't think he does
but i'd gladly
send him the link.
posted by j
7/03/2007
627.
Joe -
Does "he"
read these?
posted by Laura Barnes
7/03/2007
626.
he still titillates
and infuriates
but no drama. goodbye.
posted by j
7/02/2007
625.
ryan describes
the lump in her throat as
"just one big goose bump"
posted by Laura Barnes
7/02/2007
624.
he gives me pity sex
and i remember
why we split
posted by j
7/01/2007
623.
I love when Chris
sends pics of the kids so
i can know mine are cuter
posted by Laura Barnes
7/01/2007