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74.

Sunday, September 30, 2007


decided to write the haiku
before the date. because
having one is what's important

posted by j
9/30/2007

73.

My precious child,
you first lay in my arms at 5 pounds.
Today, that was 5 years ago.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/30/2007

72.

Saturday, September 29, 2007


i guess
we are the
gay beach

posted by j
9/29/2007

71.

pink streamers, balloons -
the living room has become a ballroom.
she loves it.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/29/2007

70.

Friday, September 28, 2007


what did i do tonight?
well, i didn't
go to the gym

posted by j
9/28/2007

69.

I refuse to
make this haiku about
69

posted by Laura Barnes
9/28/2007

68.

Thursday, September 27, 2007


i'm not counting chickens
before they hatch. i'm counting
very cool eggs, in my hands.

posted by j
9/27/2007

67.

Joe,
I Botox periodically
for that same twitch

posted by Laura Barnes
9/27/2007

66.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007


twitching eyelid
for two weeks now.
arargrhgrahgahgrah!

posted by j
9/26/2007

65.

The week Tom gives up on a design business
and goes back to Blockbuster full time,
the opportunity we've waited for arrives

posted by Laura Barnes
9/26/2007

64.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


"luck" requires seeing
how opportunity and disaster
both require a chain of events

posted by j
9/25/2007

63.

It seems my last week
as "manager" will
be one of the toughest

posted by Laura Barnes
9/25/2007

62.

Monday, September 24, 2007


i'm not a desk cop.
i love it.
but i won't be an editor.

posted by j
9/24/2007

61.

Ryan gets mad
at Masy and calls her
a stupid bitch

posted by Laura Barnes
9/24/2007

60.

Sunday, September 23, 2007


locked in
my room
editing

posted by j
9/23/2007

59.

This is a really busy week.
How dare this be
premiere week!

posted by Laura Barnes
9/23/2007

58.

Saturday, September 22, 2007


his first glimpse
of how things
fall into place here

posted by j
9/22/2007

57.

Things I'd do if I had more time:
write my haiku daily
read the Chess blog

posted by Laura Barnes
9/22/2007

56.

Friday, September 21, 2007


over hot wings i vow
"we'll have big houses."
"and families," he adds.

posted by j
9/21/2007

55.

Today I
arrive at work in
my new car

posted by Laura Barnes
9/21/2007

54.

Thursday, September 20, 2007


a moment of understanding
the parental dream
of becoming grandparents

posted by j
9/20/2007

53.

always do your homework
before going to the car dealership.
you'll still probably get screwed.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/20/2007

52.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007


three people ask me
"are you ok?"
..what am i projecting?

posted by j
9/19/2007

51.

A new children's choir season.
21 kids.
I need to buy alcohol.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/19/2007

50.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


i am buffy in
'going through
the motions'

posted by j
9/18/2007

49.

reading the teacher's comments
it's obvious I need to take the reigns
on the next assignment

posted by Laura Barnes
9/18/2007

48.

Monday, September 17, 2007


homo in front says "this is
the broadway version song list."
i resist berating him with "hello, merano?"

posted by j
9/17/2007

47.

At times I wish I was
the 2nd haiku poster cuz
I forget to change the PM to AM

posted by Laura Barnes
9/17/2007

46.

Sunday, September 16, 2007


being lazy all sunday
i remember at 11pm
what i promised to do by monday

posted by j
9/16/2007

45.

Listening to Chess
is like looking at my
highschool yearbook

posted by Laura Barnes
9/16/2007

44.

Saturday, September 15, 2007


picnicking crowd on
cemetery lawn cheers
linda blair's twisty head scene

posted by j
9/15/2007

43.

Writing the Mass script,
I get to manipulate what
people pray for.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/15/2007

42.

Friday, September 14, 2007


"who valeted that shitty car?"
asks the rich asshole
as i step from the crowd

posted by j
9/14/2007

41.

Leave early.
Came to work only so
people would realize I'm really sick.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/14/2007

40.

Thursday, September 13, 2007


it was a busy day
and there's not
much else to say

posted by j
9/13/2007

39.

sick
in
bed

posted by Laura Barnes
9/13/2007

38.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007


he says he's really coming.
i can be great on my own, but
when he gets here, it's inevitable.

posted by j
9/12/2007

37.

Nothing to say
today because I
have no voice.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/12/2007

36.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007


some days i'm the director.
today, my job is to keep
the dog from barking.

posted by j
9/11/2007

35.

Having a partner in class
means you can't procrastinate
homework like usual.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/11/2007

34.

Monday, September 10, 2007


i really miss flirting.
surely there must be
someone here to flirt with?

posted by j
9/10/2007

33.

Growing up,
I had 4 different
friends with this birthday.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/10/2007

32.

Sunday, September 09, 2007


watched "the good,
the bad, and the ugly"
while folding the laundry

posted by j
9/09/2007

31.

Help!
I'm
drowning!

posted by Laura Barnes
9/09/2007

30.

Saturday, September 08, 2007


lately it's easier
to starve for a great body
than work for one.

posted by j
9/08/2007

29.

Took notes
for haikus
and lost them.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/08/2007

28.

Friday, September 07, 2007


i say 'i'd be into this
if i was a teenager'
about things i'm into now.

posted by j
9/07/2007

27.

we're both surprised
by how passionate I am
about the office marketing

posted by Laura Barnes
9/07/2007

26.

Thursday, September 06, 2007


halfway through the business dinner
i realize i'm being
pitched -to-

posted by j
9/06/2007

25.

Ryan's first DCPA show:
She's bored at Act 2.
I'm bored before intermission.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/06/2007

24.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007


coworker was cool
until he kept doing
the 'gay voice'

posted by j
9/05/2007

23.

he's getting his phd
but can't understand
the shared calendar feature of Gmail

posted by Laura Barnes
9/05/2007

22.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007


just busy.
and kind of
hazy

posted by j
9/04/2007

21.

i try to come up with some analogy
about why letting go is harder than holding on,
but i can't quite figure one out.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/04/2007

20.

Monday, September 03, 2007


the party devolves
into an MST3K of
"high school musical"

posted by j
9/03/2007

19.

i think we make fun of the yuppie couple
and all their yuppie toys and their yuppie debt
cuz we want to be them

posted by Laura Barnes
9/03/2007

18.

Sunday, September 02, 2007


even the plutos
of my tastebuds
are satisfied

posted by j
9/02/2007

17.

Open book quizzes
shouldn't be
this hard.

posted by Laura Barnes
9/02/2007

16.

Saturday, September 01, 2007


my mini world is
the grass the wine
the dog the cheese

posted by j
9/01/2007

15.

The ominous thunder
during the wedding vows
probably isn't a sign

posted by Laura Barnes
9/01/2007