74.
decided to write the haiku
before the date. because
having one is what's important
posted by j
9/30/2007
73.
My precious child,
you first lay in my arms at 5 pounds.
Today, that was 5 years ago.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/30/2007
72.
i guess
we are the
gay beach
posted by j
9/29/2007
71.
pink streamers, balloons -
the living room has become a ballroom.
she loves it.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/29/2007
70.
what did i do tonight?
well, i didn't
go to the gym
posted by j
9/28/2007
69.
I refuse to
make this haiku about
69
posted by Laura Barnes
9/28/2007
68.
i'm not counting chickens
before they hatch. i'm counting
very cool eggs, in my hands.
posted by j
9/27/2007
67.
Joe,
I Botox periodically
for that same twitch
posted by Laura Barnes
9/27/2007
66.
twitching eyelid
for two weeks now.
arargrhgrahgahgrah!
posted by j
9/26/2007
65.
The week Tom gives up on a design business
and goes back to Blockbuster full time,
the opportunity we've waited for arrives
posted by Laura Barnes
9/26/2007
64.
"luck" requires seeing
how opportunity and disaster
both require a chain of events
posted by j
9/25/2007
63.
It seems my last week
as "manager" will
be one of the toughest
posted by Laura Barnes
9/25/2007
62.
i'm not a desk cop.
i love it.
but i won't be an editor.
posted by j
9/24/2007
61.
Ryan gets mad
at Masy and calls her
a stupid bitch
posted by Laura Barnes
9/24/2007
60.
posted by j
9/23/2007
59.
This is a really busy week.
How dare this be
premiere week!
posted by Laura Barnes
9/23/2007
58.
his first glimpse
of how things
fall into place here
posted by j
9/22/2007
57.
Things I'd do if I had more time:
write my haiku daily
read the Chess blog
posted by Laura Barnes
9/22/2007
56.
over hot wings i vow
"we'll have big houses."
"and families," he adds.
posted by j
9/21/2007
55.
Today I
arrive at work in
my new car
posted by Laura Barnes
9/21/2007
54.
a moment of understanding
the parental dream
of becoming grandparents
posted by j
9/20/2007
53.
always do your homework
before going to the car dealership.
you'll still probably get screwed.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/20/2007
52.
three people ask me
"are you ok?"
..what am i projecting?
posted by j
9/19/2007
51.
A new children's choir season.
21 kids.
I need to buy alcohol.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/19/2007
50.
i am buffy in
'going through
the motions'
posted by j
9/18/2007
49.
reading the teacher's comments
it's obvious I need to take the reigns
on the next assignment
posted by Laura Barnes
9/18/2007
48.
homo in front says "this is
the broadway version song list."
i resist berating him with "hello,
merano?"
posted by j
9/17/2007
47.
At times I wish I was
the 2nd haiku poster cuz
I forget to change the PM to AM
posted by Laura Barnes
9/17/2007
46.
being lazy all sunday
i remember at 11pm
what i promised to do by monday
posted by j
9/16/2007
45.
Listening to Chess
is like looking at my
highschool yearbook
posted by Laura Barnes
9/16/2007
44.
picnicking crowd on
cemetery lawn cheers
linda blair's twisty head scene
posted by j
9/15/2007
43.
Writing the Mass script,
I get to manipulate what
people pray for.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/15/2007
42.
"who valeted that shitty car?"
asks the rich asshole
as i step from the crowd
posted by j
9/14/2007
41.
Leave early.
Came to work only so
people would realize I'm really sick.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/14/2007
40.
it was a busy day
and there's not
much else to say
posted by j
9/13/2007
39.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/13/2007
38.
he says he's really coming.
i can be great on my own, but
when he gets here, it's inevitable.
posted by j
9/12/2007
37.
Nothing to say
today because I
have no voice.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/12/2007
36.
some days i'm the director.
today, my job is to keep
the dog from barking.
posted by j
9/11/2007
35.
Having a partner in class
means you can't procrastinate
homework like usual.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/11/2007
34.
i really miss flirting.
surely there must be
someone here to flirt with?
posted by j
9/10/2007
33.
Growing up,
I had 4 different
friends with this birthday.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/10/2007
32.
watched "the good,
the bad, and the ugly"
while folding the laundry
posted by j
9/09/2007
31.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/09/2007
30.
lately it's easier
to starve for a great body
than work for one.
posted by j
9/08/2007
29.
Took notes
for haikus
and lost them.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/08/2007
28.
i say 'i'd be into this
if i was a teenager'
about things i'm into now.
posted by j
9/07/2007
27.
we're both surprised
by how passionate I am
about the office marketing
posted by Laura Barnes
9/07/2007
26.
halfway through the business dinner
i realize i'm being
pitched -to-
posted by j
9/06/2007
25.
Ryan's first DCPA show:
She's bored at Act 2.
I'm bored before intermission.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/06/2007
24.
coworker was cool
until he kept doing
the 'gay voice'
posted by j
9/05/2007
23.
he's getting his phd
but can't understand
the shared calendar feature of Gmail
posted by Laura Barnes
9/05/2007
22.
just busy.
and kind of
hazy
posted by j
9/04/2007
21.
i try to come up with some analogy
about why letting go is harder than holding on,
but i can't quite figure one out.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/04/2007
20.
the party devolves
into an MST3K of
"high school musical"
posted by j
9/03/2007
19.
i think we make fun of the yuppie couple
and all their yuppie toys and their yuppie debt
cuz we want to be them
posted by Laura Barnes
9/03/2007
18.
even the plutos
of my tastebuds
are satisfied
posted by j
9/02/2007
17.
Open book quizzes
shouldn't be
this hard.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/02/2007
16.
my mini world is
the grass the wine
the dog the cheese
posted by j
9/01/2007
15.
The ominous thunder
during the wedding vows
probably isn't a sign
posted by Laura Barnes
9/01/2007