clothing optional resort.
nice idea.
until you see it.
nice idea.
until you see it.
74.
Friday, September 29, 2006
he gives me a tour
of where they write 'lost.'
i'm so fucking close.
of where they write 'lost.'
i'm so fucking close.
posted by j
9/29/2006
71.
I am definately not
paid to put out the coffee.
Even though I drink it.
paid to put out the coffee.
Even though I drink it.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/28/2006
68.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
the lunatic, raving
crackhead, homeless man
has grrreat abs.
crackhead, homeless man
has grrreat abs.
posted by j
9/26/2006
66.
Monday, September 25, 2006
half of getting what you want
is letting people know
you want it
is letting people know
you want it
posted by j
9/25/2006
65.
My child's advanced!
At only a year and a half
she acts like she 2!
At only a year and a half
she acts like she 2!
posted by Laura Barnes
9/25/2006
64.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
while i shower
he lays out articles
i might like to read
he lays out articles
i might like to read
posted by j
9/24/2006
63.
They read books,
hike, go to China, host dinner parties.
Their kids are grown.
hike, go to China, host dinner parties.
Their kids are grown.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/24/2006
62.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
'tommie-sue' from tennessee
jokes that she will name her baby
'johnifer'
jokes that she will name her baby
'johnifer'
posted by j
9/23/2006
57.
The rape of the health care system
is much more violent when
you're the victim
is much more violent when
you're the victim
posted by Laura Barnes
9/21/2006
56.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
omg! my bosses
were bf's & f'd hustlers
on the roof.
were bf's & f'd hustlers
on the roof.
posted by j
9/20/2006
55.
taking your two children's lunch order
is way more stressful
than you'd think
is way more stressful
than you'd think
posted by Laura Barnes
9/20/2006
54.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
taking the film crew's lunch order
is way more stressful
than you'd think
is way more stressful
than you'd think
posted by j
9/19/2006
50.
Sunday, September 17, 2006
leaving las vegas
i pass 2 burning cars, sirens
2 flipped trucks, stretchers
i pass 2 burning cars, sirens
2 flipped trucks, stretchers
posted by j
9/17/2006
48.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
laura's experiment:
play keno during brunch
to see if it's thrilling
play keno during brunch
to see if it's thrilling
posted by j
9/16/2006
46.
Friday, September 15, 2006
to those who say
"why did they attack us?"
...have you been to vegas?
"why did they attack us?"
...have you been to vegas?
posted by j
9/15/2006
44.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
admit what you want
without reservation
or apology
without reservation
or apology
posted by j
9/14/2006
42.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
"my sign"
is whatever sign
is not into the sign thing.
is whatever sign
is not into the sign thing.
posted by j
9/13/2006
39.
Web says: "Friends should
reassure sufferer's of blephoraspasm."
Well? I'm waiting.
reassure sufferer's of blephoraspasm."
Well? I'm waiting.
posted by Laura Barnes
9/12/2006
36.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
"should we have the talk?"
he asks.
so stupid of me to pause.
he asks.
so stupid of me to pause.
posted by j
9/10/2006
31.
Don't answer your cell
during church planning meetings
cuz it might be your hook up
during church planning meetings
cuz it might be your hook up
posted by Laura Barnes
9/08/2006
30.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
l: it's too early
to be in love.
but maybe not for long.
to be in love.
but maybe not for long.
posted by j
9/07/2006
29.
Church staff members
call themselves names like
the Magnificent Seven
call themselves names like
the Magnificent Seven
posted by Laura Barnes
9/07/2006
28.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
the mustang crushes
like a coke can.
no one pauses.
like a coke can.
no one pauses.
posted by j
9/06/2006
25.
bzz bzz TOO bzz bzz
bzz bzz bzz MUCH bzz bzz bzz
bzz bzz COFFEE bzz bzz
bzz bzz bzz MUCH bzz bzz bzz
bzz bzz COFFEE bzz bzz
posted by Laura Barnes
9/05/2006
24.
Monday, September 04, 2006
a great question
to find yourself asking:
"have i ever been happier?"
to find yourself asking:
"have i ever been happier?"
posted by j
9/04/2006
