eating candy corn
and
watching tv
and
watching tv
137.
Ugh! I'm the neighbor
who turns off the lights
and pretends I'm not home.
who turns off the lights
and pretends I'm not home.
posted by Laura Barnes
10/31/2006
136.
Monday, October 30, 2006
sorry bosses,
i will not be
party to your crises.
i will not be
party to your crises.
posted by j
10/30/2006
132.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
this fancy restaurant
is apparently the place
to premiere your new boobs
is apparently the place
to premiere your new boobs
posted by j
10/28/2006
130.
Friday, October 27, 2006
went to the concert
expecting to laugh.
came out huge fans.
expecting to laugh.
came out huge fans.
posted by j
10/27/2006
129.
Oh what a tangled
web we weave, when first
we practice to deceive!
web we weave, when first
we practice to deceive!
posted by Laura Barnes
10/27/2006
128.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
he called me
"little budda."
time to hit the gym.
"little budda."
time to hit the gym.
posted by j
10/26/2006
127.
It's embarrasing
to thank God for things
you later find he hasn't done
to thank God for things
you later find he hasn't done
posted by Laura Barnes
10/26/2006
126.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
in underwear, doing kate capshaw
flirting with speilberg
while he laughs from bed
flirting with speilberg
while he laughs from bed
posted by j
10/25/2006
123.
You have to separate
work from personal.
It's called separatism.
work from personal.
It's called separatism.
posted by Laura Barnes
10/24/2006
122.
Monday, October 23, 2006
my bosses argue
over who's cum stains
are on the couch
over who's cum stains
are on the couch
posted by j
10/23/2006
120.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
val wins the carving contest
with a kim jong il
pumpkin
with a kim jong il
pumpkin
posted by j
10/22/2006
118.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
way too excited
to eat the leftover
fancy cheese
to eat the leftover
fancy cheese
posted by j
10/21/2006
117.
At Christian concerts
the souvenir stand sells
"Sponsor a Child"
the souvenir stand sells
"Sponsor a Child"
posted by Laura Barnes
10/21/2006
116.
Friday, October 20, 2006
carla says 'he's so cute!'
celeste says 'yeah,
joe doesn't fuck around.'
celeste says 'yeah,
joe doesn't fuck around.'
posted by j
10/20/2006
110.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
last year the goal
was to not know where
i'd be today. score.
was to not know where
i'd be today. score.
posted by j
10/17/2006
109.
Happy Birthday, to Joe!
You're aging like a great wine -
every year better than the last!
You're aging like a great wine -
every year better than the last!
posted by Laura Barnes
10/17/2006
107.
Part of him tries
to dissect what the other
part of him won't reveal
to dissect what the other
part of him won't reveal
posted by Laura Barnes
10/16/2006
104.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
he's been listening
since the beginning
to have chosen these gifts
since the beginning
to have chosen these gifts
posted by j
10/14/2006
98.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
not having to earn anything
made them spoiled idiots.
still, i'm jealous.
made them spoiled idiots.
still, i'm jealous.
posted by j
10/11/2006
95.
One fire, Two fire,
Three fire, Four. Five fire,
Six fire, Seven fire, More.
Three fire, Four. Five fire,
Six fire, Seven fire, More.
posted by Laura Barnes
10/10/2006
92.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
i said
'your watch matches your boyfriend.'
and that was it.
'your watch matches your boyfriend.'
and that was it.
posted by j
10/08/2006
89.
Dinner with new people
so that I can know more people
that I have nothing in common with
so that I can know more people
that I have nothing in common with
posted by Laura Barnes
10/07/2006
87.
Hard, foreign object
bounces off highway and, "CRACK!'
my windshield's smashed
bounces off highway and, "CRACK!'
my windshield's smashed
posted by Laura Barnes
10/06/2006
86.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
should i vote
to oust bloomberg
or schwarzenegger?
to oust bloomberg
or schwarzenegger?
posted by j
10/05/2006
79.
Tell me why I don't like Mondays.
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
the whole day down.
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
the whole day down.
posted by Laura Barnes
10/02/2006
77.
"It's not going to hurt my baby
that I haven't seen the doctor yet,"
she says, seven months pregnant.
that I haven't seen the doctor yet,"
she says, seven months pregnant.
posted by Laura Barnes
10/01/2006
