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378.

Friday, February 29, 2008


watching 'arrested development'
he says 'i see your influence'
which was an awesome compliment

posted by j
2/29/2008

377.

Did I mention that
I finished six feet at like 2:30 am?
(Too late for phone calls)

posted by Laura Barnes
2/29/2008

376.

Thursday, February 28, 2008


my first office
still feels like
i'm playing 'office.'

posted by j
2/28/2008

375.

let down.
so i take great joy
in her disappointment.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/28/2008

374.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008


you finished
six feet under
and didn't call me??

posted by j
2/27/2008

373.

Finished Six Feet Under.
Sobbed. Then lay in bed feeling
both lonely and loved.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/27/2008

372.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


peter's last day.
i get his lunch.
tomorrow his job, office.

posted by j
2/26/2008

371.

finally, the
headache starts to go.
then father john has a heart attack.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/26/2008

370.

Monday, February 25, 2008


left work early
to meet vincent
and do fun things

posted by j
2/25/2008

369.

headache for 8 days now.
doctor says i'm probably tense.
no shit.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/25/2008

368.

Sunday, February 24, 2008


all the great things today
and it had to end with me
bloody, screaming in shock

posted by j
2/24/2008

367.

So not into the Oscars.
Except when Glen and Marketa won.
That was pretty good.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/24/2008

366.

Saturday, February 23, 2008


reading the script
out loud makes it
a little bit more real

posted by j
2/23/2008

365.

Facebook allows me
to more blatantly
lose touch with people

posted by Laura Barnes
2/23/2008

364.

Friday, February 22, 2008


talking about lost
takes up
most of the day

posted by j
2/22/2008

363.

I realize I can't accomplish
anything until I tell her off.
So I do.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/22/2008

362.

Thursday, February 21, 2008


i'm working towards
their house, adopted kid
and movie posters signed "thanks!"

posted by j
2/21/2008

361.

hey, Joe,
I'm on a shoot
today too!

posted by Laura Barnes
2/21/2008

360.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008


it all stops for a second
to see the moon
erased

posted by j
2/20/2008

359.

Perhaps this headache
is caused by the dog pee odor
that I can't get out of the carpet

posted by Laura Barnes
2/20/2008

358.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


arguing over plot points
is a great thing
to be arguing over

posted by j
2/19/2008

357.

Tom's worried
because I call in sick
and I never call in sick

posted by Laura Barnes
2/19/2008

356.

Monday, February 18, 2008


last year i was the dishwasher
and i'd almost rather
do it again

posted by j
2/18/2008

355.

By Monday
I'm ready for
Thursday tv

posted by Laura Barnes
2/18/2008

354.

Sunday, February 17, 2008


basically paid
to have a home-office
on-set

posted by j
2/17/2008

353.

oh, so many ways
to not do
homework

posted by Laura Barnes
2/17/2008

352.

Saturday, February 16, 2008


sleep.
fancy party. art.
sleep.

posted by j
2/16/2008

351.

"Ryan, college will be hard,
if you don't learn to like
cold pizza."

posted by Laura Barnes
2/16/2008

350.

Friday, February 15, 2008


turns out my
real job on set
is delivering bad news

posted by j
2/15/2008

349.

i sing at funerals.
i pretend that makes me
relate to six feet under.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/15/2008

348.

Thursday, February 14, 2008


my v-date
is roommates
and lost

posted by j
2/14/2008

347.

Babysitter, please leave
so the real V Day date can begin.
(Ooo La La: Leftovers and Lost)

posted by Laura Barnes
2/14/2008

346.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008


all i can do is
sit and fret about
how slow we're going

posted by j
2/13/2008

345.

the choir is so
fucking glorious.
now i have to practice directing

posted by Laura Barnes
2/13/2008

344.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008


see, neal?
5 million
reasons to stay

posted by j
2/12/2008

343.

but do you
remember the first time
you saw Star Wars?

posted by Laura Barnes
2/12/2008

342.

Monday, February 11, 2008


today i am described
as "being born
before star wars"

posted by j
2/11/2008

341.

Mondays
require Advil for
homework hangover

posted by Laura Barnes
2/11/2008

340.

Sunday, February 10, 2008


dinner with gay doctor and gay lawyer.
both agree: at 30, making 300k
is the ideal time to settle down

posted by j
2/10/2008

339.

my baby
won't let me call her
"my baby"

posted by Laura Barnes
2/10/2008

338.

Saturday, February 09, 2008


the face, post wrapping-rip
discovering the present
is the best

posted by j
2/09/2008

337.

Good thing about
having two offers is you
have a backup when one cancels.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/09/2008

336.

Friday, February 08, 2008


now i get "to be loved, love yourself."
otherwise, how can you respect
anyone who 'claims' to love you?

posted by j
2/08/2008

335.

Masy begs for coins
for the arcade.
She's only 3 and wants all my money.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/08/2008

334.

Thursday, February 07, 2008


focused on their jobs only,
sound guy reads magazine.
lighting guy listens to ipod.

posted by j
2/07/2008

333.

Huge fight.
So I do Lost alone when it's
normally a couple's event.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/07/2008

332.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008


making scissors
with both hands means
"all this will be cut"

posted by j
2/06/2008

331.

today's gospel says not to show
off your good works, but everyone
wears their ashes for all to see

posted by Laura Barnes
2/06/2008

330.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008


ambivalent until voting
and having someone
to root for

posted by j
2/05/2008

329.

I don't caucus
because I'm ashamed of
my candidate

posted by Laura Barnes
2/05/2008

328.

Monday, February 04, 2008


back as producer
where i began
as dishwasher

posted by j
2/04/2008

327.

This time, I didn't put in
the effort, so I shouldn't have
expected another A++.

posted by Laura Barnes
2/04/2008

326.

Sunday, February 03, 2008


recovery day
of phone calls
and apologies

posted by j
2/03/2008

325.

Masy's neediness
this weekend is so
completely suffocating

posted by Laura Barnes
2/03/2008

324.

Saturday, February 02, 2008


asshole brags of wasting millions
to shoot a commercial. he sticks
out his hand. "i'm bryan singer."

posted by j
2/02/2008

323.

It's time,
so I return to
Six Feet Under

posted by Laura Barnes
2/02/2008

322.

Friday, February 01, 2008


with sam at 'on the border'
argued about U23D
ran into mike black

posted by j
2/01/2008

321.

the job has gotten
100% better, but
the wounds linger

posted by Laura Barnes
2/01/2008