zuma success as metaphor
for my handling
of the day's tasks
for my handling
of the day's tasks
13.
I've waited for this day.
Too excited/worried/unsettled
to enjoy it.
Too excited/worried/unsettled
to enjoy it.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/31/2007
12.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
we didn't intend to play
good/bad cop with her
but she cast us in the roles
good/bad cop with her
but she cast us in the roles
posted by j
8/30/2007
10.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
beth's birthday: everyone's
pretending the party isn't really
about paul rudd being there
pretending the party isn't really
about paul rudd being there
posted by j
8/29/2007
8.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
desperate to be on the show,
she shows off her house,
money, surgeries
she shows off her house,
money, surgeries
posted by j
8/28/2007
6.
Monday, August 27, 2007
to force myself to make calls:
i worry about what to say
after they answer.
i worry about what to say
after they answer.
posted by j
8/27/2007
4.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
maria reads the year
making me self conscious
about how it 'reads'
making me self conscious
about how it 'reads'
posted by j
8/26/2007
2.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
missing 'the kitchen,'
compiling my own
farmer's breakfast at ihop
compiling my own
farmer's breakfast at ihop
posted by j
8/25/2007
732.
Friday, August 24, 2007
re-reading the 'year.'
it's been a roller coaster
that mostly goes up
it's been a roller coaster
that mostly goes up
posted by j
8/24/2007
729.
Elijah Wood,
how have you been reduced
to Yo Gabba Gabba appearances?
how have you been reduced
to Yo Gabba Gabba appearances?
posted by Laura Barnes
8/23/2007
728.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
'vertigo' on the big screen
with a big audience
is funnier, sexier, creepier
with a big audience
is funnier, sexier, creepier
posted by j
8/22/2007
726.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
the doing is great.
just got to erase my fears
of starting and finishing
just got to erase my fears
of starting and finishing
posted by j
8/21/2007
722.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
laundry shifts
black socks to white
as workwear gets casual
black socks to white
as workwear gets casual
posted by j
8/19/2007
718.
Friday, August 17, 2007
boss takes me to lunch
and says, "be prepared
to ask for what you want."
and says, "be prepared
to ask for what you want."
posted by j
8/17/2007
716.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
on myspace
"viewing all my friends"
reveals three new babies
"viewing all my friends"
reveals three new babies
posted by j
8/16/2007
712.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
gay friends are impossible
until inevitable sexual
tension is dealt with
until inevitable sexual
tension is dealt with
posted by j
8/14/2007
710.
Monday, August 13, 2007
wrangling the talent
drains my every last
ounce of energy
drains my every last
ounce of energy
posted by j
8/13/2007
709.
Reading to Masy
means holding the book
while she turns pages and talks
means holding the book
while she turns pages and talks
posted by Laura Barnes
8/13/2007
708.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
finding a gay bar
in the legoland new orleans
makes my day
in the legoland new orleans
makes my day
posted by j
8/12/2007
707.
car trip like my childhood
car trips with Grandma.
but now my mom is "Grandma".
car trips with Grandma.
but now my mom is "Grandma".
posted by Laura Barnes
8/12/2007
706.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
rewatching "space camp"
reminds me what my
11 year old brain loved
reminds me what my
11 year old brain loved
posted by j
8/11/2007
704.
Friday, August 10, 2007
groggy, sleep deprived.
a reminder
of a previous life.
a reminder
of a previous life.
posted by j
8/10/2007
702.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
met 'sylar.'
so fucking gay.
bitch better come out.
so fucking gay.
bitch better come out.
posted by j
8/09/2007
700.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
friendster pics of her beautiful kids
fill me with guilt
for teasing her in 8th grade
fill me with guilt
for teasing her in 8th grade
posted by j
8/08/2007
698.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
if the top of their head
is "artfully cut off"
they are bald.
is "artfully cut off"
they are bald.
posted by j
8/07/2007
697.
finding Victoria Matlock's
website made me feel
unaccomplished, shitty
website made me feel
unaccomplished, shitty
posted by Laura Barnes
8/07/2007
696.
Monday, August 06, 2007
dinner with ivy leaguers
makes me feel
unaccomplished, shitty
makes me feel
unaccomplished, shitty
posted by j
8/06/2007
695.
even after the surreal
encounter, Cameron isn't
my haiku for the day
encounter, Cameron isn't
my haiku for the day
posted by Laura Barnes
8/06/2007
694.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
coming up on a year.
everything's gone great.
time to roll the dice again?
everything's gone great.
time to roll the dice again?
posted by j
8/05/2007
691.
I'm so glad that
sitting with the kids
isn't my normal church job
sitting with the kids
isn't my normal church job
posted by Laura Barnes
8/04/2007
690.
Friday, August 03, 2007
the holistic healer
describes fabric softener
as a "muggle smell"
describes fabric softener
as a "muggle smell"
posted by j
8/03/2007
688.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
after best ever
post best-sex-ever chat,
he mentions his "husband"
post best-sex-ever chat,
he mentions his "husband"
posted by j
8/02/2007
686.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
lesson for future show hosts:
never speak ill of anyone
when wearing a mike pack
never speak ill of anyone
when wearing a mike pack
posted by j
8/01/2007
