her cat escapes; ruins my year.
8 hrs later, returns;
makes my year.
8 hrs later, returns;
makes my year.
258.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
at gay table,
'dreamgirls' debate
dominates discussion
'dreamgirls' debate
dominates discussion
posted by j
12/30/2006
256.
Friday, December 29, 2006
interviewing people
more qualified than me
to work under me
more qualified than me
to work under me
posted by j
12/29/2006
255.
Broadway tour actress
seeking Botox in our office,
"Why aren't you on stage?"
seeking Botox in our office,
"Why aren't you on stage?"
posted by Laura Barnes
12/29/2006
251.
First thing at work,
I request off the week after Christmas
next year.
I request off the week after Christmas
next year.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/27/2006
250.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
we may be the
most artfully documented
friends ever.
most artfully documented
friends ever.
posted by j
12/26/2006
244.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
better lighting
would transform
this restaurant
would transform
this restaurant
posted by j
12/23/2006
243.
Our prissy dog
won't poop outside cuz she doesn't
want her ass to touch snow.
won't poop outside cuz she doesn't
want her ass to touch snow.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/23/2006
242.
Friday, December 22, 2006
coming home means
sleeping under
the star stickers
sleeping under
the star stickers
posted by j
12/22/2006
238.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
they think they know
what cold is.
they've never seen water freeze.
what cold is.
they've never seen water freeze.
posted by j
12/20/2006
237.
2 hour drive home
through blizzard -
I think of Joe in sunny LA...
through blizzard -
I think of Joe in sunny LA...
posted by Laura Barnes
12/20/2006
236.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
morning drive means
flipping between
jamie white and npr
flipping between
jamie white and npr
posted by j
12/19/2006
233.
The problem with
Christmas shopping early:
More time to spend more.
Christmas shopping early:
More time to spend more.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/18/2006
231.
I 'm always proudly
the last to leave the annual
Stempel Christmas party.
the last to leave the annual
Stempel Christmas party.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/17/2006
230.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
he proudly displays
the evidence
of his photo-booth makeout
the evidence
of his photo-booth makeout
posted by j
12/16/2006
229.
Argh! None of the
kids at the Mass are the
kids who were at rehearsal.
kids at the Mass are the
kids who were at rehearsal.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/16/2006
224.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
one of these days
he'll catch me
peeing in the shower
he'll catch me
peeing in the shower
posted by j
12/13/2006
223.
She crumbles at the news.
It's fascinating and awkward
to watch the stoic cry.
It's fascinating and awkward
to watch the stoic cry.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/13/2006
222.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
so long since
i've been in a church.
i feel like a scientist observer.
i've been in a church.
i feel like a scientist observer.
posted by j
12/12/2006
221.
Constantly behind -
like the dream where the hallway
lengthens while you're running.
like the dream where the hallway
lengthens while you're running.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/12/2006
220.
Monday, December 11, 2006
emily tells me
discomfort is a cue
to change something
discomfort is a cue
to change something
posted by j
12/11/2006
219.
Who shows up 2 hours
late, the first work day after
a review about being late?
late, the first work day after
a review about being late?
posted by Laura Barnes
12/11/2006
218.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
lovely weekend almost ruined
by weird tension
accompanying the bill
by weird tension
accompanying the bill
posted by j
12/10/2006
214.
Friday, December 08, 2006
sticking cloves in an orange
blue lights in the front tree
party prep
blue lights in the front tree
party prep
posted by j
12/08/2006
212.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
when vincent says
'i'm gonna take more pictures'
he means having them taken of him.
'i'm gonna take more pictures'
he means having them taken of him.
posted by j
12/07/2006
209.
Fortune taped at her desk:
"You can do everything
you ought to do."
"You can do everything
you ought to do."
posted by Laura Barnes
12/06/2006
207.
Really, we're all addicted.
It's just discovering your drug
of preference.
It's just discovering your drug
of preference.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/05/2006
206.
Monday, December 04, 2006
all three of my bosses
lost their keys.
drive without licenses.
lost their keys.
drive without licenses.
posted by j
12/04/2006
200.
Friday, December 01, 2006
over there,
sitting in front of johnny knoxville:
alf lamont
sitting in front of johnny knoxville:
alf lamont
posted by j
12/01/2006
199.
Too late, we accept
that the night was too cold
for the parade of lights.
that the night was too cold
for the parade of lights.
posted by Laura Barnes
12/01/2006
