talking story
with spencer
stoned
with spencer
stoned
insomnia, insomnia,
wherefore art thou?
always happens at book end time
wherefore art thou?
always happens at book end time
posted by Laura Barnes
8/31/2014
why is it that when
I have only 300 words left to finish
I get sucked into Facebook?
I have only 300 words left to finish
I get sucked into Facebook?
posted by Laura Barnes
8/30/2014
Friday, August 29, 2014
'weird science'
on the balcony.
wow, this movie is shit.
on the balcony.
wow, this movie is shit.
posted by joe
8/29/2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
lesson from fixed on you:
women are wet
ALL THE TIME
women are wet
ALL THE TIME
posted by joe
8/28/2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
i might possibly
stay up all night
catching up on girls
stay up all night
catching up on girls
posted by Laura Barnes
8/26/2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
so embarrassed to say
i have another fucking
tooth infection. moan.
i have another fucking
tooth infection. moan.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/25/2014
ready to stop for the accident
but the asshole driver tells me to
fuck off; so i do, happily.
but the asshole driver tells me to
fuck off; so i do, happily.
posted by joe
8/25/2014
Saturday, August 23, 2014
barnes cultural evening:
we find a baskin robbins
and watch goonies
posted by Laura Barnes
8/23/2014
Friday, August 22, 2014
maybe it was peer pressure
or a mid-life crisis
but my hair's no streaked purple
or a mid-life crisis
but my hair's no streaked purple
posted by Laura Barnes
8/22/2014
quaint theme park, like old elitch's
mike keeps saying 'i feel like i'm in
a movie about american kids!'
mike keeps saying 'i feel like i'm in
a movie about american kids!'
posted by joe
8/22/2014
Thursday, August 21, 2014
new rock opera's 1st preview
storytellers can be so blind
to the audience
storytellers can be so blind
to the audience
posted by joe
8/21/2014
cb & pots win best bloody mary
with garnish
that could actually be a meal
posted by Laura Barnes
8/20/2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
vegas is the slutty friend
who makes you laugh
and then fucks you
who makes you laugh
and then fucks you
posted by joe
8/19/2014
deep tissue massages
are like the idea of purgatory:
you have to hurt to get the good stuff
are like the idea of purgatory:
you have to hurt to get the good stuff
posted by Laura Barnes
8/19/2014
Monday, August 18, 2014
it felt like a wedding.
i saw everyone
for five minutes.
posted by joe
8/18/2014
all through today's massage
I try to relax
and not fart at the same time
I try to relax
and not fart at the same time
posted by Laura Barnes
8/18/2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
coffee with david and maria
puzzles with grandma and becky
dinner with laura and kayti
puzzles with grandma and becky
dinner with laura and kayti
posted by joe
8/17/2014
Saturday, August 16, 2014
realizing these reunions
are the only time i'll dance my ass off
with all these old friends
are the only time i'll dance my ass off
with all these old friends
posted by joe
8/16/2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
high school facebook live
drink drink drink then pasta jays
then fresh baked cookies
posted by joe
8/15/2014
ryan decides to play
violin this year.
i decide i'll sneak play it as well
posted by Laura Barnes
8/15/2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
shoot a scene
defeat a zombie
beer, brat, pinball, wipeout.
posted by joe
8/10/2014
Friday, August 08, 2014
just because you can
work from your bed
fuck it work from bed
work from your bed
fuck it work from bed
posted by joe
8/08/2014
with our financial advisor's
reluctant blessing
we put in a house offer
reluctant blessing
we put in a house offer
posted by Laura Barnes
8/08/2014
Thursday, August 07, 2014
i come to accept
that every day writing this book
will be miserable
that every day writing this book
will be miserable
posted by Laura Barnes
8/07/2014
Wednesday, August 06, 2014
6 months before we're
supposed to be looking,
we find our dreamhouse
posted by Laura Barnes
8/06/2014
Tuesday, August 05, 2014
writing in the quiet
of grandma's and i realize
how impossible it is to work in mine
of grandma's and i realize
how impossible it is to work in mine
posted by Laura Barnes
8/05/2014
Monday, August 04, 2014
i pretend i like
wish i was here
because i'm the one who picked it
wish i was here
because i'm the one who picked it
posted by Laura Barnes
8/04/2014
Sunday, August 03, 2014
i visit grandma in rehab
and i finally see her as
someone who's "old"
and i finally see her as
someone who's "old"
posted by Laura Barnes
8/03/2014
Saturday, August 02, 2014
low signing attendance
maybe Mormons don't read erotic romance.
or they don't admit it.
maybe Mormons don't read erotic romance.
or they don't admit it.
posted by Laura Barnes
8/02/2014
