these pants are tight
in a way that gives me
boners when i walk
in a way that gives me
boners when i walk
559.
sneakily reading her email
I discover her plotting
and now she will be fired
I discover her plotting
and now she will be fired
posted by Laura Barnes
5/30/2007
556.
Monday, May 28, 2007
our families eat together
for the first time
in 25 years
for the first time
in 25 years
posted by j
5/28/2007
554.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
she goes to bed
once she knows you know
she doesn't want to
once she knows you know
she doesn't want to
posted by j
5/27/2007
552.
Saturday, May 26, 2007
better to be single
at a wedding,
than with 'not the one'
at a wedding,
than with 'not the one'
posted by j
5/26/2007
551.
god damn fox in yard
causes the god damn dog
to bark everyday at 5 am
causes the god damn dog
to bark everyday at 5 am
posted by Laura Barnes
5/26/2007
548.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
dad cuts off 'lost' recording
by 30 seconds.
it's sad how angry i get.
by 30 seconds.
it's sad how angry i get.
posted by j
5/24/2007
546.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
celibacy ends in venice
with the set decorator
from x-files.
with the set decorator
from x-files.
posted by j
5/23/2007
544.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
i'm gonna keep
every one of these
fuckin' rejection letters.
every one of these
fuckin' rejection letters.
posted by j
5/22/2007
541.
how does Tom plan to
get me home on Mondays
with "Heros" now over
get me home on Mondays
with "Heros" now over
posted by Laura Barnes
5/21/2007
536.
Friday, May 18, 2007
i'm always surprised
by how cool and open
his church friends are
by how cool and open
his church friends are
posted by j
5/18/2007
534.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
here's what's new:
wanting a boyfriend
who loves what he does too.
wanting a boyfriend
who loves what he does too.
posted by j
5/17/2007
532.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
sorry. i have to watch
'lost' alone.
you will ruin it.
'lost' alone.
you will ruin it.
posted by j
5/16/2007
530.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
should fuck someone.
or else i'll be virtuous
for someone i should not.
or else i'll be virtuous
for someone i should not.
posted by j
5/15/2007
528.
Monday, May 14, 2007
since childhood, dad's said,
'one little thing goes wrong,
and it destroys you.'
'one little thing goes wrong,
and it destroys you.'
posted by j
5/14/2007
526.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
from the hilltop
boats in ocean haze
seem to float on clouds
boats in ocean haze
seem to float on clouds
posted by j
5/13/2007
524.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
caring about the job
means it hurts way way more
when you fuck up
means it hurts way way more
when you fuck up
posted by j
5/12/2007
523.
No haiku can express
the feeling from the cries
of a child in danger
the feeling from the cries
of a child in danger
posted by Laura Barnes
5/12/2007
522.
Friday, May 11, 2007
work blunder converts
cause to celebrate
to cause to commiserate
cause to celebrate
to cause to commiserate
posted by j
5/11/2007
521.
"I don't like 'mourn',"
Aunt Sue says, "Or 'grieve',
but 'heavy-hearted' sounds right."
Aunt Sue says, "Or 'grieve',
but 'heavy-hearted' sounds right."
posted by Laura Barnes
5/11/2007
518.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
neal talks of coming to LA.
i push him not to
but not too hard.
i push him not to
but not too hard.
posted by j
5/09/2007
516.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
phone voice yells of my incompetence.
thankfully, boss says
"eh, fuck him."
thankfully, boss says
"eh, fuck him."
posted by j
5/08/2007
514.
Monday, May 07, 2007
eighty year old lady
dressed like britney
ah, the sunset strip
dressed like britney
ah, the sunset strip
posted by j
5/07/2007
512.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
it didn't used to, but now
making my bed and doing dishes
feels good
making my bed and doing dishes
feels good
posted by j
5/06/2007
510.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
wedding invite
is addressed to
"Joe LaRue & Hot Guest"
is addressed to
"Joe LaRue & Hot Guest"
posted by j
5/05/2007
509.
I liked the green,
but now I really
like the blue (title bar, that is)
but now I really
like the blue (title bar, that is)
posted by Laura Barnes
5/05/2007
504.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
i could cry from
self actualization
actually feeling possible
self actualization
actually feeling possible
posted by j
5/02/2007
502.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
does becoming successful
require losing
enchantment with it?
require losing
enchantment with it?
posted by j
5/01/2007
